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Do you hear the people sing?
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Hello everyone! Mr. Turnip - Free Icon by etNoir
Princess Celestia flying by Botchan-MLP

Pronouns: He/Him/They/Them
Use my pronouns, they aren't hard.
12 n.n by marusitaneko

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Request for joelsweet by Roku-nine
Ingage art by Roku-nine :iconroku-nine:

Sketch 2 by Risaru
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Long hair by Gogelmogel Got Pride?-Pansexual by Makki12 Stamp - White hair love by NocturnalKitten iLove red hair stamp by Ephourita Brown Hair Stamp by SavannaH09 Stamp Natural Blonde by mongrelmarie I Love Ginger Hair by Zimmette-Stock I Love Blonde Hair by Zimmette-Stock Gundam Wing - Cake by phoenixtsukino
Gundam Wing - Heero x Duo by phoenixtsukino Gundam Wing Animated Stamp 001 by hanakt Gundam Wing - Broken Glass 1x2 by phoenixtsukino
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    “He has an error in his programming. He’s become sentient, with traits that will develop to imitate human emotion, if they haven’t already. Unfortunately, a reprogramming for this old model would cost more than buying a whole new android,” the shop keeper remarked in an uninterested tone. Lial nodded, chewing his cheek as he mulled over what to do.

“A new model, you say?”

“Fresh off the assembly line.”

“Well then…” Lial looked over to the powered down android lying across the checkered counter. “I might as well just go and get a new one. He’s practically an antique. Bought him for cheap at a flea market.” The shopkeeper nodded in agreement, a bored look on his face.

“Okay. Want me to bring out the consort droids that arrived today?” The shop owner was clearly itching to get up and do something other than have this conversation.

“Yeah, sure.”

“Any preference?”


Lial bit his lip and narrowed his eyes as he thought about this question.

“Could I get a female? With short hair, and lots of curves.” The shop owner rolled his eyes and went into the back, which was sectioned off by a thick curtain. He returned with a long cardboard box in his arms.

“Here, hold this for a second.” The shop owner handed Lial the box and laid the old android on the floor. The forlorn robot’s long white hair pooled over the dirty laminate. Lial set the container on the counter and opened it up. Nestled inside was a beautiful droid with a brown buzzcut. She had full red lips, tan skin, and pronounced cheekbones. Her bust and hips were huge and disproportionate, and her waist thin. A specimen that could never have been confused for a human simply because of it’s extremely exaggerated sexual features. Lial licked his lips nervously and grinned.

“I’ll take her.”

“And the old droid?” the shop owner questioned, dark eyebrows raised.

“Throw it away for all I care,” Lial dreamily responded as he caressed the new droid’s soft cheek. The shop owner sighed.

“Alright, that’s 2,000 gloks.” Lial happily dug out his wallet and forked over the cash. The lid was slid back onto the box and he was off, carrying his new, expressionless, mechanical “lover,” while his old one was left discarded on the filthy floor like a used match.

(Based on a dream I had.. :c Anyways, should I finish this?)
  • Listening to: Melanie Martinez
  • Reading: Magnus Chase
  • Watching: Rick and Morty
  • Playing: Spyro Fice & Ice
  • Eating: Candy
  • Drinking: Lemonade

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Abused Babs Sketch Dump by Joelsweet
One character doodle is 30 points. Add another character for 10 more. ^^
Traditional Headshot
Sana After Punishment by Joelsweet
Rynceres' Reunion Part 2 by Joelsweet
Ingage Sketch Colored by Joelsweet
Aki the Dragon by Joelsweet
There's Still Some Time... by Joelsweet
the Blue Queen by Joelsweet
50 points for an uncolored traditional headshot. 10 more points for colored, 10 additional for background.
Chibi Commission
Ingage and Cheryl~ by Joelsweet
60 points per character. +20 every additional character. +15 for a background.
Traditional Waist Up
Ingage's Haircut 2 by Joelsweet
Safety by Joelsweet
Eldaein Commission by Joelsweet
Ingage and Rynceres by Joelsweet
Cheryl and Sana by Joelsweet
I'll draw whatever you want as long as it doesn't need a mature block. (Mild gore is fine.) I specialize in hair and pretty boys, but I also do females. I like to draw cute couples :3

70 points for one character, and + 30 points for each additional character. To add a background is an additional 10 points. 
 
Flowers Traditional Art
Rainbow Roses by Joelsweet
Flowers of your choosing colored in markers and/or colored pencils.
Full Body Commission
Gabriellin and Sana by Joelsweet
Cheryl~ by Joelsweet
Chandra Commission 2 by Joelsweet
Dumpling Squash Girl~ by Joelsweet
Ingage In Traditional Healer Wear by Joelsweet
Darnic Commission by Joelsweet
110 points for a single character. +50 points each additional character. +20 points for a background. 

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:iconizka-197:
izka-197 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
hi :wave: thanks for the watch! :happybounce:
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CelticWarriorMoon Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi! :D Have a random llama :llama:
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Engirish Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the fav
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AspiringDreamCatcher Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave!!Heart 
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azumigaiden Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2016  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the WATCH! XD
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Pomponz Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch and favourite! <3
It means the world to me! :)
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izka197 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2016
thanks for the watch, but I moved to a new account a while ago, so if you'd like to see more of my art please check out izka-197 thank you! :sun:
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Engirish Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav
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Joelsweet Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course ^^
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Engirish Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
how goes the story
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